Today at work I…
EXPERIENCED MORGUE BREATH. You know morning breath? Yeah, I bet you do. Picture just how nasty it can be. Now think about the smell of rotting flesh. If you have never experienced it first hand, it has this sickly sweet smell that makes you want to vomit almost instantly. Mix that with [...]
For me one of the highlights of going to University is when I’m not going to University. Like Christmas vacation. No classes, no stress, and I’m no longer 1500km away from family and the bulk of my friends. All Christmases previous to this last one I spent almost entirely at my parents place (which, back [...]
Today at work I…
rode a very tiny bike. And when I say tiny, I mean the size of bike a 5 year old could ride, and I DID IT! I think it is pretty fantastic for a guy my size! Video Below!
Tried to pull off my classic “jump into a moving bin and ride it” [...]
Today at work I…
Sold a computer almost as old as I am to Santa Claus, or possibly his brother
Got caught hugging a giant bunny
Ate 5 hour old Hawaiian pizza
Somehow missed counting over $100
F*cked up the same check-out three times and accumulated five all-voids (all voids being when you’ve foobared a checkout. One is bad, let [...]
I like to read the comments people leave on my posts. I also like to comment on the comments. Its sort of like a discussion. I appreciate the nice ones, but I’ll respond to any. If you like what you read here, awesome. If you don’t, everybody is allowed to have their own opinion and [...]
