Today at work I… Was working cash and ended up scanning a baby doll. Pretty normal, except for that it was a male, anatomically correct doll. I didn’t even know they made dolls with all their parts. It was gross. Was setting up a grid to hang bags of shit jewelry and a lady who [...]
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Today At Work: Being People Watched, Redbull from Winnipeg
Today at work I… Was the target of people watching. You have people watched before. Everybody does it. At work, the staff people watches, and more often than not, I’m the only person they are watching. Apparently I’m amusing when I work, as I stumble around with a confused expression on my face, like somebody [...]
Today At Work – Touch Me, Do You Wanna?
Today at work I… Found a teddy bear with a patch on his coveralls that said “Touch Me. I Love You”. I wasn’t sure if it was supposed to be cute, creepy, or dirty. I decided on the latter and Laughed. Then I went around showing everybody and they laughed too. Good times Was asked [...]
Today At Work – Oh Christmas Tree
Today at work I had to put up a Christmas tree. It seems that every year we get a bunch of old-school fake Christmas trees, and to entice people to buy them, we construct a few. I can think of few experiences in my life more aggravating than trying to put that mother f&$%#!ing tree. [...]
Today At Work – Bat Phone!
Today at work I… Found the bat phone on the electronics table. I wonder if batman has been looking for it, or just whipped another one out of his utility belt Got a call from a coworker asking me to come hang out after work. It was a bit odd taking a social call right [...]
