There are times, as I’m sure you all have experienced, when the only thing stopping you from doing something is yourself. It’s as if there is a mental barrier that stops you from doing what it is you want to do.
Category > Humorous
Today At Work – Excuse Me M’am
Today at work I had a customer who had her child along with her. As I was ringing through her purchases, two very particular smells wafted towards me from her son. One was of peanut butter, and the other was of shit. And this boy was no baby. He was at least 11. Is there [...]
Today At Work – Sale Day, Lookin’ Young, Smells Like Shit
Today at work it was sale day, where everything in the store is 50% off. My sift today was 1-9:30, so I was closing. Not especially looking forward to the insanity of trying to serve and clean up after hundreds of customers, I decided to spice up my day by shaving. I have not had [...]
Today At Work – Doll Anatomy, Honest Answer, Why Ask?, You Hiring?
Today at work I… Was working cash and ended up scanning a baby doll. Pretty normal, except for that it was a male, anatomically correct doll. I didn’t even know they made dolls with all their parts. It was gross. Was setting up a grid to hang bags of shit jewelry and a lady who [...]
I Tip Cabbies On a Hilarity Scale
I try to avoid the use of cabs when I can. They are expensive, and I know enough people with a vehicle that I can usually find somebody to take me where I’d need a cab to go. But sometimes a cab is the only way to go, and when that happens, I’m always prepared [...]
