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	<title>The Adventures of Tap &#187; Humorous</title>
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		<title>Liquid plummer fail</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2010/11/14/liquid-plummer-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 00:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Liquid plummer only works when your sink is still draining. I know some claim that they can just eat through the gunk, but my experience has been that it just doesn&#8217;t work that way. For instance, check out what I pulled out of my sink. The lady who owned our house before us was here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excuse me, do you work here?</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2010/05/05/excuse-me-do-you-work-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 03:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of months ago I was standing in the Ottawa Ikea, staring blankly into the distance while my girlfriend helped her friend choose a bed. I was tagging along as a means of transporting the bed after purchase; one of many perks to owning a hatchback. Lost somewhere in thought, I didn&#8217;t at first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweet Jesus I Need to Pee</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2010/02/21/sweet-jesus-i-need-to-pee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you, but within seconds of getting up in the morning, I experience a furious need to pee. Typically, this is not a problem, as I wake up most days before my girlfriend does, and make my way to the bathroom before she can occupy it. Sometimes, and this is usually on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Check Your Pants Before Donning</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2010/02/21/check-your-pants-before-donning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Haste]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/?p=254</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever check your pants before you put them on? If you don&#8217;t, perhaps you should start&#8230; I&#8217;m not talking about clean pants fresh out of your closet. I&#8217;m talking about that pair of after-work jeans that only gets a couple hours of wear a day. You get home, you take off your work [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Awesome Day</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/06/28/my-awesome-day/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/06/28/my-awesome-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This day, for me, has been messed up. I cannot say it has been terrible, because most of it is just too damn funny. My day started much earlier than I had planned. I didn&#8217;t have to be to work until 11am, and figured I could do with a good sleep-in. But I woke up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking The Mental Barrier</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/04/03/breaking-the-mental-barrier/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/04/03/breaking-the-mental-barrier/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[back_flip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diving Board]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Memory]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/?p=216</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are times, as I&#8217;m sure you all have experienced, when the only thing stopping you from doing something is yourself. It&#8217;s as if there is a mental barrier that stops you from doing what it is you want to do. Sometimes your memory fails you, and you just can&#8217;t answer that exam question. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today At Work &#8211; Excuse Me M&#8217;am</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/02/29/today-at-work-excuse-me-mam/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/02/29/today-at-work-excuse-me-mam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today at work I had a customer who had her child along with her. As I was ringing through her purchases, two very particular smells wafted towards me from her son. One was of peanut butter, and the other was of shit. And this boy was no baby. He was at least 11. Is there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today At Work &#8211; Sale Day, Lookin&#8217; Young, Smells Like Shit</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/02/20/today-at-work-sale-day-lookin-young-smells-like-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/02/20/today-at-work-sale-day-lookin-young-smells-like-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today at work it was sale day, where everything in the store is 50% off. My sift today was 1-9:30, so I was closing. Not especially looking forward to the insanity of trying to serve and clean up after hundreds of customers, I decided to spice up my day by shaving. I have not had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today At Work &#8211; Doll Anatomy, Honest Answer, Why Ask?, You Hiring?</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/02/15/today-at-work-doll-anatomy-honest-answer-why-ask-you-hiring/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2008/02/15/today-at-work-doll-anatomy-honest-answer-why-ask-you-hiring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today at work I&#8230; Was working cash and ended up scanning a baby doll. Pretty normal, except for that it was a male, anatomically correct doll. I didn&#8217;t even know they made dolls with all their parts. It was gross. Was setting up a grid to hang  bags of shit jewelry  and a lady who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Tip Cabbies On a Hilarity Scale</title>
		<link>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2007/12/22/i-tip-cabbies-on-a-hilarity-scale/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.tapsadventureco.ca/2007/12/22/i-tip-cabbies-on-a-hilarity-scale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I try to avoid the use of cabs when I can. They are expensive, and I know enough people with a vehicle that I can usually find somebody to take me where I&#8217;d need a cab to go. But sometimes a cab is the only way to go, and when that happens, I&#8217;m always prepared [...]]]></description>
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