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Liquid plummer fail

Liquid plummer only works when your sink is still draining. I know some claim that they can just eat through the gunk, but my experience has been that it just doesn’t work that way. For instance, check out what I pulled out of my sink. The lady who owned our house before us was here [...]

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Excuse me, do you work here?

A couple of months ago I was standing in the Ottawa Ikea, staring blankly into the distance while my girlfriend helped her friend choose a bed. I was tagging along as a means of transporting the bed after purchase; one of many perks to owning a hatchback. Lost somewhere in thought, I didn’t at first [...]

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Sweet Jesus I Need to Pee

I don’t know about you, but within seconds of getting up in the morning, I experience a furious need to pee. Typically, this is not a problem, as I wake up most days before my girlfriend does, and make my way to the bathroom before she can occupy it. Sometimes, and this is usually on [...]

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Check Your Pants Before Donning

Do you ever check your pants before you put them on? If you don’t, perhaps you should start…

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My Awesome Day

This day, for me, has been messed up. I cannot say it has been terrible, because most of it is just too damn funny.

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