I don’t know about you, but within seconds of getting up in the morning, I experience a furious need to pee. Typically, this is not a problem, as I wake up most days before my girlfriend does, and make my way to the bathroom before she can occupy it.
Sometimes, and this is usually on the [...]
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Sweet Jesus I Need to Pee
Check Your Pants Before Donning
Do you ever check your pants before you put them on? If you don’t, perhaps you should start…
My Awesome Day
This day, for me, has been messed up. I cannot say it has been terrible, because most of it is just too damn funny.
Breaking The Mental Barrier
There are times, as I’m sure you all have experienced, when the only thing stopping you from doing something is yourself. It’s as if there is a mental barrier that stops you from doing what it is you want to do.
Today At Work – Excuse Me M’am
Today at work I had a customer who had her child along with her. As I was ringing through her purchases, two very particular smells wafted towards me from her son. One was of peanut butter, and the other was of shit. And this boy was no baby. He was at least 11.
Is there any [...]
