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Liquid plummer fail

Liquid plummer only works when your sink is still draining. I know some claim that they can just eat through the gunk, but my experience has been that it just doesn’t work that way. For instance, check out what I pulled out of my sink. The lady who owned our house before us was here [...]

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Excuse me, do you work here?

A couple of months ago I was standing in the Ottawa Ikea, staring blankly into the distance while my girlfriend helped her friend choose a bed. I was tagging along as a means of transporting the bed after purchase; one of many perks to owning a hatchback. Lost somewhere in thought, I didn’t at first [...]

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Sweet Jesus I Need to Pee

I don’t know about you, but within seconds of getting up in the morning, I experience a furious need to pee. Typically, this is not a problem, as I wake up most days before my girlfriend does, and make my way to the bathroom before she can occupy it. Sometimes, and this is usually on [...]

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Check Your Pants Before Donning

Do you ever check your pants before you put them on? If you don’t, perhaps you should start…

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Update on The Accident

Turns out the guy that hit my sister was not only way over the blood alcohol limit, he had just recently turned 17. So no jail time for him. Not much of anything. He walked away from the accident with barely a scratch. My sister and her boyfriend are both out of the hospital and [...]

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