Today at work I…
- EXPERIENCED MORGUE BREATH. You know morning breath? Yeah, I bet you do. Picture just how nasty it can be. Now think about the smell of rotting flesh. If you have never experienced it first hand, it has this sickly sweet smell that makes you want to vomit almost instantly. Mix that with your extra gross morning breath, and you have morgue breath. I had to help a lady today with morgue breath. Needless to say I helped her as quickly as possible, and breathed very little. Now, I know that people with diabetes can have terrible breath, and if she has diabetes, I hope she is doing okay. If, however, she just has poor hygiene, I have no sympathy. Brush your god damn teeth.
- MET A DEAD LADY. A lady came up to me for help. I didn’t quite hear what she said, most of the words being cut off or muddled. I asked her to repeat herself. She apologized and gave a reason for her poor diction. She told me, quite casually, that her liver was failing. I walked her to the aisle she was looking for, and left. How the hell do you respond to somebody telling you, nonchalantly, that they are dying? Further more, why the hell is somebody with a failing liver shopping for clothes? Should they not be in a hospital? I hope she doesn’t die in front of people while shopping. That would be terrible…
27/07/2008 at 3:40 pm Permalink
I think your mobile plugin is broken.
At least you hope she doesn’t die shopping at VV while you are working!!
28/07/2008 at 10:11 pm Permalink
I was thinking that later that day actually. And if the mobile plugin is broken, I don’t know how to fix it!