Today at work I..
Realised that there are some customers of Value Village that need to be told off. Below are some customer types that I wish I could say “Go fuck yourself” too.
- I like to donate boxes of smelly garbage. These people really piss me off. Instead of donating a box of item that we can actually sell, they drop of a box of garbage. In some cases, it is actually garbage. I just about lose my shit then.
- I like to come in an hour before close, fill an entire cart full of clothes, then spend the remaining time trying them on so that when I go to check out with only three item, the store is already closed. These people are assholes for two reasons. First, all those fucking clothes they try on they just leave piled in their cart. We have to rehang, sort, then put back all of them. This is a huge hassle when you just want to finish and go home. Second, keeping a cashier on cash well after close means there is a greater chance that the supervisor will not be able to balance the store in time for us to get out at the normal half hour after close. When you have just spent 7 hours picking up after people, you don’t want to spend a second more doing that.
- I like to leave my children in the toy section and bugger off for an hour while the spread toys everywhere and break shit. First off, way to be a shitty parent. We are not a fucking day care, keep track of your god damn hellions. I hate cleaning up toys. I have to bed over to pick them all up, and trying to cram them all back on the shelves and make it look good is a time waister.
- I am an asshole. This covers all the other types. I could go on for a while about all the stupid, ignorant, disrespectful, low, selfish things that I’ve seen done by customers, but I’ve run out of bitterness.
Goodnight!
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