Today at work I…
- Was working cash and ended up scanning a baby doll. Pretty normal, except for that it was a male, anatomically correct doll. I didn’t even know they made dolls with all their parts. It was gross.
- Was setting up a grid to hang bags of shit jewelry and a lady who was adamant that we give her her money back (we do exchanges only) turned to me after my co-worker who was dealing with her left to get a supervisor and asked “Am I being a bitch?”. I smiled and walked away. The answer to her question was, of course, YES.
- Was once again confused by a customer who asked me where they could find something.Why was I confused? After pointing out exactly where they could find it (it was so close that taking them to it seemed pointless) they thanked me, then went in the opposite direction. This happens more often then you would think, and always leaves me somewhat taken aback. Why the hell did they ask?
- Had a man come up to me while at cash, and tell me that if he only had the money, he would get a cute Valentine’s day bear for his girlfriend… who was in jail. He said he would take it to her right then, if only he had the money. Then he asked me if we were hiring. I told him no. Creepy.
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