Today at work I had a customer who had her child along with her. As I was ringing through her purchases, two very particular smells wafted towards me from her son. One was of peanut butter, and the other was of shit. And this boy was no baby. He was at least 11. Is there [...]
Archive > February 2008
Waking Up On the Wrong Side of Bed
Yesterday did not start well for me. While some people never start days well (not a morning person I take it?) I usually wake up and am ready to go with a positive – if not wholly cheerful – attitude. But not yesterday.
A Revelation: Social Interaction from My Perspective
I am the first to admit that I am far from being a social adept. In fact, if I didn’t have a personality that people seem to naturally like, I’d pretty much be fucked, and I’ll try to explain why in this blog. As I’ve thought more about it, I’ve come to realize that what [...]
Today At Work – Sale Day, Lookin’ Young, Smells Like Shit
Today at work it was sale day, where everything in the store is 50% off. My sift today was 1-9:30, so I was closing. Not especially looking forward to the insanity of trying to serve and clean up after hundreds of customers, I decided to spice up my day by shaving. I have not had [...]
Today At Work – Doll Anatomy, Honest Answer, Why Ask?, You Hiring?
Today at work I… Was working cash and ended up scanning a baby doll. Pretty normal, except for that it was a male, anatomically correct doll. I didn’t even know they made dolls with all their parts. It was gross. Was setting up a grid to hang bags of shit jewelry and a lady who [...]
