Today At Work – Lost Gloves, Surprise Weight Gain

Today at work I…

  • Forgot my gloves by the change rooms when I did a little pre-work shopping. They were picked up by a customer, priced by my supervisor, and sold by a co-worker for $5.99. The gloves were waterproof-breathable $80 North Face gloves. What could I do but laugh?
  • Weighed myself on the giant scale. I was shocked to seethe scale read 183lbs, when just two days before I had weighed 177. I blame this on the potluck I went to, where I ate continuously for 3 hours, then came home and had pizza.
  • I failed to balance by more than $5, so I’ll be written up again. Fuck.

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3 Comments on "Today At Work – Lost Gloves, Surprise Weight Gain"

  1. Sirthinks
    08/04/2007 at 12:29 am Permalink

    How hard is it to make change? Sheesh…

    I would be hitting work up for a new pair of GLOVES…

    183 pounds… FATSO! Should eat my STEW!

  2. John
    08/04/2007 at 11:08 pm Permalink

    183 is tiny… let me know when the first number is a 2

  3. Tap
    09/04/2007 at 12:21 am Permalink

    Its not so much the fact that I weigh 183 as much as it is that I managed to put on 6 pounds in a little under 2 days.

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