A long time ago now I had applied to Mark’s Work Wearhouse, and heard nothing back. Today I got a phone call from a lady asking me if I was interested in working there. She had just gotten to my resume. I had to tell her that I had since found a job. She congratulated me, and that was it. Random.
And now for something completely different. After extensive study, I have concluded that people are subconsciously attracted to the infrasonic sound of my farts. When I am at work doing GR in an aisle where there are no customers, I like to use that alone time to fart. I figure nobody is going to walk past me, because nobody is near this aisle, or appears to be heading for it, so I’m safe. But EVERY time I let one go, somebody makes a B-line for the aisle I’m in. This forces me to run away, and it interrupts my work. This has lead me to believe that people are some how drawn towards the inaudible sound of my farting. Funny for me, not so good for them.
On a completely unrelated side-note, I wish I had a beer. Just one Corona, or maybe a pint of Guinness because I’m kinda hungry right now, and that stuff is filling.
15/12/2006 at 5:44 am Permalink
Guiness Good….. Corona BAAAAD!