Last night I decided to make myself some grilled cheese for second-supper at about 10:30. I got up to walk to the kitchen, and decided that a trip to the washroom would have to come first. I had just been in one of my thinking moods where time flies by as I sit and ponder, and was still not completely out of that state. As a result, my focus wasn’t really on the task at hand.
I gapped out completely as I was taking a pee. I know that might sound impossible, but I did it. My aim gradually wandered off center and eventually made contact with the seat. Now, if I had been paying attention at all, I could have corrected the flow as soon as it started going where it should not have, but I wasn’t paying ANY attention.
I pissed all over the seat; a goodly amount too. It was pretty damn special. I spent the next 5 minutes cleaning up the mess, cursing my damn brain and its inability to focus, or rather is ability to LOSE focus.
This is me in all my awesomeness, enjoy.
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